It’s a Jersey thing.
- 2.75″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Black rectangle with white writing reading, “Pork Roll& Egg& Cheese& Hard Roll& SPK.”
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Jersey Sticker
Sincerely, Jerz.
- 2.5″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of the outline of the state of New Jersey, with blue and green writing reading, “We don’t like you either.”
Vaxxed Sticker
“Getting back to normal” officially doesn’t mean anything anymore.
- 3.5″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of a hypodermic needle with bright red writing reading, “vaxxed & very much not relaxed.”
Popcorn Cat Sticker
#relatable.
- 3″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of a light colored cat staring blankly ahead with his paws in a bowl of popcorn.
Dinosurf Sticker
Don’t try to drop in on him.
- 4″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of a tyrannosaurus rex wearing blue board shorts standing on top of a yellow surf board.
Too Classy Sticker
Don’t bother spilling the tea.
- 3″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of ornate yellow teacup, with black script lettering saying, “Too classy for your bullshit” written across bottom.
Crystal Ball Sticker
Maybe don’t check your horoscope today.
- 2.75″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of pink crystal ball on a gold base, with yellow lettering saying, “…oh shit,” written inside.
Moira’s Wig Wall Sticker
The most fabulous wig collection of all time.
- 3″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of motel desk and Moira Rose’s wig collection.
Nobody Cares Sticker
When you just don’t know how else to say it.
- 3″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of hand with long red nails holding a rainbow, with, “Nobody cares,” written in the rainbow.
Hot Dog! Sticker
A sentiment your grandma wouldn’t be embarrassed to hear you say, for once.
- 2″ x 4-1/2″
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of smiling hot dog in bun, jumping in the air and smiling, with, “Hot Dog!” written next to it.
Don’t Bee a Dick Sticker
I’ll say it in the cutest way I can.
- 3″ high
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of smiling bee dripping honey that spells out, “Don’t bee a dick.”
Always Tired Sticker
Bed is my best friend.
- 3.25″ wide
- Matte vinyl die-cut sticker
- If affixing to a water bottle or other washable item, hand wash ONLY
- Made in the USA
Image Description: Illustration of blue sleep mask with yellow embroidery that says, “Always Tired.”
Fashionable Dad Father’s Day Greeting Card
I mean, it’s called Normcore, look it up.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Green gradient background featuring illustration dad jeans, a polo shirt, white sneakers, a windbreaker, and a “#1 Dad” baseball cap, with “Happy Father’s Day to the most fashionable guy I know,” written on card.
Tax Dad Father’s Day Greeting Card
This 1040EZ was NOT easy and I want my money back.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Orange gradient background featuring illustration of file folder with “English 101 and 102” scratched out and replaced with “W2s + Tax Stuff,” and, “I will once again be allowing you to do my taxes for me this year. Happy Father’s Day!” written on card.
Mama Duck Mother’s Day Greeting Card
A cute way to say that you were a real pill as a kid.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Watercolor illustration of mother duck leading ducklings in a row on the grass, with, “Thanks for always keeping me in line. Happy Mother’s Day,” written on card.
Moving Day Greeting Card
Does anybody eat anything OTHER than pizza on their first night in a new place?
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Green gradient background featuring illustration of moving boxes with a pizza box on top, and, “Happy ‘order a pizza so you don’t have to unpack dishes’ day!” written on card.
Running Greeting Card
Separate hobbies are great!
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Yellow gradient background featuring illustration of running shoes, with, “I’ll never ask you to go running. I love you too much for that,” written on card.
Basic Greeting Card
Don’t listen to the haters. Pumpkin spice tastes damn good.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Orange gradient background featuring illustration of a take out pumpkin spice coffee cup, with, “Basically, you’re great,” written on card.
Only Word Sympathy Greeting Card
Not much else to say sometimes.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Orange gradient background featuring illustration of typewrite with paper that says, “Fuck,” and, “This is the only word I’ve got right now,” written on card.
Dr. Dog Get Well Soon Greeting Card
If we all had doctors like this good boy, we would get better so much more quickly.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Illustration of doctor’s office with a pitbull in a doctor’s coat using a phone and a word bubble saying, “So eating a bunch of grass didn’t help? Well, try chasing two squirrels and call me in the morning,” and, “Hope you’re feeling better soon,” written on the card.
Matzah Ball Soup Get Well Greeting Card
Jewish Penicillin is so real, though.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Blue gradient background featuring watercolor illustration of bowl of matzah ball soup, with, “Take care of yourself and get well soon,” written on card.
Shots and Then Bed Birthday Greeting Card
Remember when the night didn’t even START till after 10? Sounds like a nightmare now…
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Green gradient background featuring illustration of two tequila shots, lime wedges, and a salt shaker, with, “We need some shots to celebrate! And then we need to head home by 9:00pm because we are all so, so tired,” written on card.
Taco-Riffic Birthday Greeting Card
But really, is there a more perfect food than a taco?
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Yellow gradient background featuring illustration of two tacos and a margarita with a lime wedge, with, “Taco-bout a happy birthday!” written on card.
Epic F**king Birthday Greeting Card
Nothing makes a birthday more epic than a ton of cupcakes.
- A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
- Blank interior
- Bright green envelope included
- Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Blue and purple gradient background with, “Here’s hoping you have an,” written across top of card, and watercolor illustration of cupcakes spelling out, “Epic F**king Birthday,” censored by two of the cupcakes having been eaten and replaced by an empty cupcake paper.