A2 card: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Bright green envelope included
Flat printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled heavy white card
Image Description: Green gradient background featuring graph showing different ages and ease of buying gifts (baby, teenager, and 22 and up: basically impossible to find anything they’ll like; 5-13: just ask their parents what toys they want; 21: liquor), and, “Scientific proof that buying gifts is too hard. Happy birthday!” written on card.